Apology
The astute reader will notice that I expressed a desire to post new content every day, a goal which I succeeded in for a mere four days. I apologize for this short-lived fantasy coming to an end; yesterday I was, as today, busy (ahem) applying myself to other pursuits. With any (ahem) degree of luck my applications will be finished and sent out by the end of this weekend, and we will return you to your regularly scheduled garbage.