This is Rating, an entry originally posted on May 13, 2003 in the blog nebulose.net. In chronological order, before this was Change. After this comes MS-DOS Returned?. If you're lost, I recommend the about page.

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If I ever become a frequent traveler—for example, a professional pilot—I plan to compile an extensive database rating all airport bathrooms on the quality of their toilet paper. This I will eventually put in the form of a pocket-sized, cross-indexed handbook that will sell 10 million copies in the first two press runs. “Got your TP guide?” they will ask each other while waiting in line at the check-in counter; “Oh yeah, never leave home without it.”

Westchester County Airport, White Plains, NY: 6 out of 10. Sturdy two-ply, at least, but not exactly what I’d call smooth to the touch.

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Bahaha… good way to spend your spare time when you’re not at home.

Posted by Evan at May 13, 2003 11:02 PM :: Link

It’s like wiping my ass with silk…

Posted by Ryuko at May 15, 2003 5:53 PM :: Link

This is semi off the point, but LaGuardia had the cleanest bathroom I’ve ever seen.

Posted by Ben at May 16, 2003 4:07 PM :: Link

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