Rating
If I ever become a frequent traveler—for example, a professional pilot—I plan to compile an extensive database rating all airport bathrooms on the quality of their toilet paper. This I will eventually put in the form of a pocket-sized, cross-indexed handbook that will sell 10 million copies in the first two press runs. “Got your TP guide?” they will ask each other while waiting in line at the check-in counter; “Oh yeah, never leave home without it.”
Westchester County Airport, White Plains, NY: 6 out of 10. Sturdy two-ply, at least, but not exactly what I’d call smooth to the touch.
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This is semi off the point, but LaGuardia had the cleanest bathroom I’ve ever seen.
Posted by Ben at May 16, 2003 4:07 PM :: LinkPost a comment
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Bahaha… good way to spend your spare time when you’re not at home.
Posted by Evan at May 13, 2003 11:02 PM :: Link